Feel the pain of my figure four bitch!

I was at work last night and there was a giant party of wannabe hot shit 35+'s seated in my section. You know the type. Dudes and dudettes who think they have money with zero class, zero style, and think they own any place they go into. Plus, they're visibly drunk. Long story short, they make a huge mess and make my life a living hell for the next hour. I gotta admit, I take some satisfaction watching these losers feed like pigs at the troff; neglecting knife and fork in lue of their pie hole and dirty mitts. Its pretty disgusting. I would love nothing more then to show the women in these groups video's of themselves mowing that shit down. I'm laughing so hard just typing this shit. Gobble Gobble Gobble!

Anyways.......this incredibly nice pair of women who had the unfortunate pleasure of sitting next to these low rent motherfuckers took notice of the abuse that I was taking and slipped me a few bucks for having to put up with their shit. I have renewed faith that there are actually kind people in this world and if I had the power to comp your whole meal I totally would have.

Moving along.........

I tried to put Lindsay in the figure four leg lock the other day, reminiscent from my days as an avid wresting enthusiast. Needless to say she resisted and kicked me in the face so hard that my glasses went flying across the room. This is Armani we're talking about now. Lesson learned.

On a more musical note(no pun intended): Mixing dance music is way easier then mixing hip hop. Just gonna throw that out there.

I'm still on a metal kick for anyone who cares. I've been listening to The Sword recently and they are a great band. Nice throw back sound with a modern twist. They're from Austin and they rock. Their new record is called God of the Earth and its heavy as shit. Cool name for a band too. Also if anyone out there is into psych-rock, Acid Mothers Temple are a killer band from Japan who have been around since the early 90's who really know how to make the most out of space and feedback. Most of their tunes are super long and fucked up. No real song form in most of their meterial. Lots of noise and distortion. They're coming to Portland in April......any takers?

p.s. mind the bad grammar and lack of proof reading:)