Can I have a sword? No, you'll get a giant dick and balls instead.

I'm gonna start using this thing as an avenue where I can spew hate from my experiences working at a restaurant.

Entry 1: I really don't like kids ages 3-18. They're good for nothing. Can't drink, can't smoke, don't tip well, they're illegal to touch, plus the little runts always ask for something special when they want their food to be wrapped. "Mommy, can I please have a sword?" or "CAN I HAVE A RABBIT WITH BIG TEETH AND EARS!" It's beyond me as to how these people can't understand that I've got 30 tables to deal with and a arm-full of plates when I come around to pick their stuff up but yet they still ask to have their one bite's worth of pasta wrapped up in foil. I would love nothing more then to see the look on some parents or teeny bopping girls faces' when I bring their child a giant, crooked dick with balls. A perfect entry into learning about the birds and the bees:)

Moving along......


I'm starting to like hip hop again. Madlib. Dudley Perkins. Madlib & Dudley Perkins. Dead Prez. Trick Daddy. The problem is is that no new hip hop is any good. All this beat shit coming out of L.A. It's good and all. But not quite what i'm looking for. All producin' and no rappin'. It's gotta be all yin and yang or whatever.

New record reviews in less then 2 sentences or less:

Mastodon - Crack The Skye: Killer. Still high on the awesomeness scale but not as good as their prior two records. It's kinda cool that the album is based on the drummers sister who committed suicide.

Savath Y Savalas - La Llama: Never the group I want them to be. Better then Golden Pollen. Scott Heren loves repin' the fact that he's from Barcalona.

Phish - The Clifford Ball: Deace.

(mf)DOOM - Born like this: 2/9 members of Wu-Tang are on the alubm and nither have the word "ZA" in their name. More of the same.